Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. – Sam Houston
In Texas we practically come out of the womb in jeans. – Kelly Clarkson
Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
War, war never changes. At least that's what they say. The bombs fell everywhere, even in Texas. But Texas is so damn big. It would have taken a lot of bombs to destroy her completely. They didn't have enough.
But what emerges from the ashes? A new republic, a trader's paradise, a lawless highway, a slaver's army, howling super mutants, lonesome rangers, cattle drives in the thousands. The stars at night are big and bright but they don't shine quite as bright as the Burning Swamp, where golden ruins rise amidst bog and radiation. Or do you want to try your luck on the Seaside Strip against computers running casinos that transform into regular bars before the Rangers can bust open their door? How many silver dollars you got to lose?
Come on, wanderer. Wrap your coat around you and put on your best hat. Make sure your aim is true. Tejas is waiting.
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